Congratulations, you made it out of the COMEDYZOO with nothing more than probably just a little minor psychological damage. But you might want to go ahead and check your sides to see if they have split from laughter.
It's David Cop a Feel ~The Grand Delusionist~
Up Coming Events
Don't forget, on Friday nights we let Dennis Kucinich and Jimmy Carter run the search light to signal space ships.
Monday will be a black tie affair. Al Gore will be apologizing to a penguin. Also, once again by popular demand we will be turning the Hubble telescope around to act like a big magnifying glass and have it follow Al around with the sun beading down on the back of his neck.
Save an endangered terrorist. Soon the law firm of Obama, Holder, Napolitano and Bin Laden will be releasing into the wild the last of the nearly extinct Pea Brained Gitmo Vultures. COMEDYZOO is lobbying hard for the location of the release to be behind a dumpster near the lunch wagon for the steel workers at ground zero. If not their then maybe we can get them dropped off at the La Brea Tar Pits Super Max Federal Penitentiary Compound and tell them that their virgins are waiting for them over there near all that black gooey stuff. So they can be dug up in a few weeks and steam rolled into the pot holes in front of Elmer Fudd's and Malcolm X's stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame so that they can be driven over and enjoyed by future generations to come or something.
The COMEDYZOO Dog and Pony Show and Truth Commission
Come back soon to see what's new at the zoo. Soon we are hoping to have caged the dreaded fork tongued bug eyed two faced snake in the grass. We will probably name the creature Nancy. I mean a creature like that should be caged. Right? Anything that vicious that was briefed by the CIA and new about water boarding should be in a cage. Right? Water boarding. You know, that's where they got waters up the nosey woseys of those three little baby terror men after Nancy Pelosi said, "Whatever. Do whatever you want to'em. I'm going to get my eye lids paralyzed with a giant meat injector filled with Botox now. Gee, I hope they don't inject it into my brain again this time. Get out of my way. I can ruin you politically!"
Tell The Zookeeper who you think needs to be muzzled, radio collared, defanged and then darted with baboon tranquilizer.
Mock Elephant Stew
Take 1 medium sized elephant that has been mocking you. Cut into 1 inch chunks and brown. Boil 1 day over a burner fueled by a jumbo tank of Al Gore's Professional Bull Riders Association Dolphin Free Captured and Condensed Ego Friendly Green Rodeo Brahma Bull Gas™. Then add an acre of onions, 500 lbs. potatoes, 3 wheel barrows diced carrots and celery, one bouillon cube, 1 Holy Grail of Nancy Pelosi repellant "garlic", a couple thousand blue army helmets of tax payer funded United Nations booz. Cover and simmer until a vulture lands on your head. (Optional) Add one Frisbee load of medical marijuana if you want to risk eating a bowl and then getting in your car and pulling out of your driveway without looking and plowing into the side of GRANDPA who is on his way to the hobby shop to pick up a little brush to paint the Japanese zero that he carved out of his wooden leg that his buddy made for him IN THE P.O.W. CAMP!