The picture here is of a Comedy Zoo hyenas glowing red eyes looking at you from behind bars from pitch black darkness.

NOW is the time to invest your life savings in

The Failed Obama Commemorative Coin Collection!!!

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Prepare to enter the deepest darkest regions of the COMEDYZOO. The exhibit that awaits you next might just make you a little frightened at first. What I mean is, if you are a progressive bleeding heart NEO-COMMY that wants to bake some dolphin shaped snickerdoodels for those poor indefinitely imprisoned head chopping frat boys from al-Qaida University (which the B.O. administration now refers to as "those misunderstood mischief-makeing kidnap victims of Bush that get a kick out of destroying buildings but Bush didn't tell them that they needed a demolition permit first and now their feelings are hurt so they decided to scratch mean Uncle Sam off their Christmas list") then YOU might just be made a little frightened at first by the next exhibit. Then later it gets worse. But if you're like me, someone who wants to see the terrorists lined up in front of a squad of bikini clad female U.S. Army Rangers armed with bazookas loaded with heat seeking ham hocks and used as target practice then get sentenced to 50 years in the electric chair, then YOU are probably going to find the next exhibits levity intellectually stimulating and it's jocularity consistent with that of a provocateur. Meaning: Funny, but in a "crazy-ath" kinda way. Have you ever tickled a hyena under the arm pits when he's holding his paws high in the air while on a roller coaster? It'll be like that.

Jimmy Carter in North Korea.

Makin' Meth Hillbilly Style

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Fire it up!

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Why Can't Jesse Jackson Talk?

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Shown here is what appears to be another wacked out movie poster.

ACORN Goes to Cuba

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The Mother-in-Law Czar

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Charlie Sheen's 9-11 Conspiracy Chat

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Man! We're in the thick of it now.

Okay, HERE WE ARE, right in the heart of the COMEDYZOO. Make sure you keep to the right to avoid the slippery slope of socialism. Clutch tightly your wallets and pocket books ladies and gents and expect at anytime any manner of tax and spend congressional scavengers to begin nipping at your heels. Of course this is why all pork has been banned from the COMEDYZOO ever since I opened a can of Vienna sausages near the Hairy Reid exhibit and was mauled by a wild eyed Pelosi-Raptor.

Seen here is some Political Red Meat.

Governor Josie The Body Slam Cahuenga

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Sheik Ive Bin All Toohairty

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The Hypochondriac Hotline

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Seen here is a picture of Malcolm X and Pippi Longstocking.

HEAR IT IN HIS OWN WORDS!

Malcolm X Little El-Shabazz

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Conspiracy Chat

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Jack Lafferty on CNN

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You're doing a great job on your COMEDYZOO safari. You deserve a break. Go stretch your legs. Get something to drink. Then maybe go tell the neighbors that your Indonesian hammer headed tiger slug has escaped. And that, "well you know, it's mating season. And you know what THAT means. Wooo!" Then hand them a huge chunk of liver and tell them to "just leave it in the bath tub for a few days. Yep, that's probably the safest way to handle it. His name is Motuanaka. But he doesn't come when you call. I mean he knows when you're calling him... but he just doesn't come. But it's not like an attitude or anything. They're all like that. Anyway, he knows he's in trouble. Hey, how about those Rangers?"

The Wizard of Oz Obama.

The Dr. Filbert Show with Kim Jong Il

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The Flying Emams

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Back From Another Deportation Vacation

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Consider enrolling in The Institute of Beggars and Urban Misfits

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Washington Weak in Review

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But, who cares?

Chairman Mao Zedong says, "漢堡飽/漢堡毛 Obama 泽东/毛澤東 COMEDYZOO!!!"

Wolf Shlitsbeer says, "COMEDYZOO is the best political satire since Abbot and Saddam, or since Roland Martin's LAUGH-IN, or maybe since Kukla Fran and Chemical Ali. I wonder whatever happened to Him? He seemed nice."

Arianna HuffingGlue says, "I think that COMEDYZOO stinks. I vish they vood stop calling me Zsa Zsa Gaboring! I vill take care of zem de same vay I bumped off Arnold Schwortzinberger's microphones."

George Soros says "I think that COMEDYZOO stinks. But not as much as Arianna HuffingGlue's Hungarian goulash."

Barney Frank says, "Suffering succotash! I haven't laughed that hard since I was at the Fannie Mae Freddie Mac Massachusetts Masochistic Secret Society of the Democratic Party Boys Green Tea Party fund raiser award ceremony where John Kerry excepted the Fannie and Freddie Flaming Fraudulent Fanny Award that I was suppose to win, then he fell and fractured his fanny and flambéed his freddy and then expected a purple heart."

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Please Don't Feed the Progressives

Now that we are well underway with our COMEDYZOO safari, let's go over a few things that you will need to watch out for. Watch out for THE TRACKS OF THE BIG MOUTHED SATIRIST. No, they aren't animal foot prints. Get a grip. No, on the other hand, by all means, be my guest. Pretend that you're on a real safari if you want. Get a canteen and the mosquito repellant. Anyway, the tracks you are looking for are the COMEDYZOO audio tracks. They are pesky little biting recorded dittys that could, (if you are a card carrying Marxist ACORN worker and are off your medication) give you a real head ache and could make you suddenly turn beat red and get tongue tied on the topic of, "Should tax payer money be used to pay for Hillary's pedicure so she can play footsee underneath the bargaining table with Kim Jong Il, Hugo Chavez and the Iranian Mullahs?" So tighten the chin strap on your pith helmet and get ready to go waist deep in some fast moving made for radio comedy shtick, shenanigans, Tom Foolery, and satirical parodies that rip on a virtual Rogues Gallery of Washington and Hollywood celebrities and all of your fave social and political topics. These audio comedy shorts are filled with whole bunches of junk that you just gots to have when you iz humilirating and making a mockerazation of all the peoplez that you just love to hate on. THEN, thrown in on top of the whole mess are some crazily edited sound bites that will inevitably force some poor unwitting but deserving goofball to have to explain, "That's not what I actually said Poopsee! That's just that COMEDYZOO with their Ginsu editing knife pulling a Beni-ha-ha-hanna on what's left of my reputation." (This is believed to be the same excuse that Bill Clinton used that kept Hillary from throwing his clothes and his saxophone out on the White House lawn and making him live in a trailer out in the back of the White House with Buddy. And that was the same joke that Robin Williams stole from me word for word and used on the Tonight Show!) Also in these audio tracks, don't be alarmed if you hear some bazaar sound effects that make you think that you are listening to an out of control circus train with Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi at the wheel that's filled with about half the members of congress who have the COMEDYZOO Hyenas shoveling hot coals on them as they try to skip town after cleaning out Fort Knox because they've just learned that a secret NSA investigation determined that President Obama's birth certificate is actually REAL but his father is (the self proclaimed spaceship seeing) Louis Farrakhan who is in fact a moon man from Mars which makes Prez B.O. a secret Muslim moon man Martian mulatto from Maui. His real name is, Tobaccobama the Crown Baraccoli of Mars.

Seen here is Henry Waxman looking a bit like Lady GaGa.

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Not a good Poker Face right there.

Tonight on Obama TV

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More Obama TV

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Hey Henry! Just Dance... and don't bankrupt the country.

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Think you can find your way down the trail to the first exhibit "The Gallery of Shame" using the link below? Watch out for the blood sucking leaches. The big government tax and spend kind. I'll meet you there. Then after that maybe we'll cook something out of the COMEDYZOO COOKBOOK. I'll whip up something tasty, even if you're a member of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) or a vegan member of ELF (those Earth Liberation Freaks). If you are a member of NAMBLA or MSNBC please turn left at the trail sign marked, "Danger! CANNABLES AHEAD!" If you are a member of P-BRAIN (that's the organization, People Bitching Relentlessly About Insane Nonsense) and you don't eat anything that was ever alive, like anything that's in the four food groups, then I'll make you a gravel smoothie.

The next exhibit is

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This is a picture of strange animal tracks or something going across the page. The tracks start out as animal tracks and morph into tennis shoe tracks.